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Now I really want sarsaparilla. 

Also I really want a spider.

I kind of want to try a sarsaparilla spider.

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zeram:

maozedung:

homework? decent grades? the bible said adam and eve not adam and achieve 

i almost spit everywhere

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fuckeveryonebuymeavw:

ratmachine:

Bundaberg Root Beer- Australia

Need

They make the best sarsaparilla. 

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The X-Files is so boring. I always find myself just doing something else whenever I try to watch it.

Also it’s haha, it’s the early 90’s, so it’s so lame. Like the computer building trying to kill people. I can’t even.  “I’ve been trying to access the CPU for the last 2 years”

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braydaaan:

can i eat u

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Uuuuuuuggggghhhhhh

I proper monged my car this afternoon. 

Ugh.

And now I need to get it fixed but I can’t because I can’t leave it at a car fixing place because as it turns out I need my car to drive to work every day.

Okay so really it’s not THAT bad, it’s just a big dent in the side that I did by banging into a pole while i was reversing out of a park this afternoon. I’m just so mad at me for being stupid enough to end up doing that. 

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toocooltobehipster:

when girls get mad at guys for having an easy life without periods it’s just like wow sorry for making the 100% concious decision to have a Y chromosome as a sperm

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kevinalmns:

kirbyfan110:

imclearlydevine:

This is still my favourite gif ever.

I fucking died.

i luv it !!

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