December 2009
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jay manuel: fashion is a really political world where we all have different kinds of political views, we have anti-fur, pro-fur, pro-war, anti-war...
charlie brooker: (commenting) pro-vitamin shampoo, anti-frizz shampoo...
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“you know my code, hoes before bros, uterus’s before duderus’s,...”
– leslie knope, parks and recreation
“didn’t go to bed. I went to bread.”
– @TheSlappee
“on next weeks show we’ll be talking about ratings […] and ratings...”
– Charlie Brooker, Screenwipe (the quote isnt exact - i cant remember exactly what he said, and i cbf right now, hahah)
12 days of christmas according to frances whiting
On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love sent to me:
Twelve bottles of Moet
Eleven gifts with purchase
Ten books for reading
Nine packs of Tim Tams
Eight maids a-cleaning
Seven nights with Colin
Six back massages
Five gold rings (with 1.5 carat diamonds)
Four gin and tonics
Three French men
Two DJ’s vouchers – (BIG finish here, girls)
And some time in a day spa away from the...
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best quote ever on parks and recreation
April: Hey Leslie, this is my boyfriend Derek and this is Derek's boyfriend Ben
Derek and Ben: Hey
Leslie: Hey.. oh.. wait, what's the situation?
April: What do you mean?
Leslie: How does this work?
April: Derek is gay, but he's straight for me but he's gay for Ben, and Ben's really gay for Derek. And I hate Ben
Derek: It's not that complicated.
Ben: Nope.
Leslie: oh... yeah..... sure :)
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23°C, Mostly Cloudy? It's like Yavin 4 out there →
weather forecasts in relation to star wars planets, for any area. hahahha i love it :D
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easy off BAM!
easy off bam power cleaner has the power to remove stains like soap scum removes soap scum just spray and wipe wherever there’s soap scum removes soap scum better than scrubbing bubbles better than scrubbing bubbles BAM! BAM! tiles, tubs, shower doors, sinks BAM! BAM! tiles, tubs, shower doors, s-s-s-sinks it even has the power to remove lime scale the power- the power to remove lime scale...
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okay i'll admit it
i went through the page of “25 Awesome Joseph Ducreux Memes” and i ended up liking a few
but i’ll post them in between lots of things over the next few days, other wise i’ll get annoyed having them all right after each other.
hahahha
:)
x
how much do you love that sometimes the big labels... →
“at least one day when i dont become famous i can say “well.. its not my...”
– me
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“I just wish I could start a relationship about twelve years in, when you really...”
– Liz Lemon, 30 Rock
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Dear Mr Ellison, Thankyou for your letter. Does the forty eight hours include sleeping time? I like to sleep in till around midday, often longer if it is cold and rainy outside. Today when I got up it was bitterly cold so I sat on the couch watching Blakes-7 dvds wrapped in my doona and therefore technically still in bed. If I bought two doonas, layed down on them with my arms and legs splayed...
officially amazed →
hamish: sir i know you like peanuts and i know you like mars bars, so i'm going to get a mars bar and put nuts in it, just for you
willmer: hamish, that's a snickers.
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“if snowmen came to life, that would be creepy.. if santa clause snuck in my...”
– Sharni Nichols
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“In September of 1999 Australia caused a world wide ruckus when every one in...”
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“Contrary to English sensibilities, not ALL Aussies are named...”
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“Understand that “no” means “no”, except when it comes to...”
– Frances Whiting, The Sunday Mail
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But either way, it’s still going up in my garage. Right next to the Chippendales calendar toolbox with all my manly-ass power tools in it. Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m gonna go put the finishing touches on my wooden man-lover 100% not gay monster truck. Whew, close one GW.
- Geekologie Writer <3
