January 2010
Jan 30th
Jan 30th
2 tags
bahahahahha zomg!
Charissa became a fan of "I screamed your name and you didnt hear me,thanks for making me look stupid"
Sharni Nichols: thats okay... anytime
Charissa Kirk: you do it so often sharni. i'll sit here screaming your name for ages. and i never hear anything back :P
Sharni Nichols: maybe its because i live in mackay.... maybe
Charissa Kirk: hmm. no no i definately think it's something different. like.. maybe it's because you live in mackay?
Sharni Nichols: no i dont think thats it either... how about... cause i live in mackay????
Charissa Kirk: hmm. maybe. but i really think it's cause you live in mackay.
Sharni Nichols: uhhhh mmm errrr. no thats just not it... it just doesn't do it for me you know.. but... that i live in mackay.. now that works for me
Mitchamm Keith Eadie: geez sounds like something out of FLight of the COncords, only makes even less sense
Jan 30th
take this sharni and her lawyer
jasonalex: oi and OMG i LOVE the rhyme on your profile
jasonalex: ahhahahhah
sharni: hahahahahahahha
sharni: oi your the first person to notice
sharni: XD
sharni: ahaha
jasonalex: hahahha i love it
jasonalex: i wish i was a ranga so i could put it on my profile
jasonalex: hahahha
jasonalex: oi and
jasonalex: i just screenshot yourstatus/comments
jasonalex: and im totally going to put it on tumblr
jasonalex: wooot
sharni: yayayayayayay!!!! ahaha
sharni: and just put it on your profile anyway
sharni: ahah
Jan 30th
Just watched Psycho
jakeschreyer: And I reckon it’d be nice to find someone like Norman Bates to go out with. I mean, sure, he’s a tiny bit crazy (but we all are, aren’t we?) and yeah, he’s a murderer and all, but c’mon! That guy loved his mum so much that he just wasn’t satisfied with digging up her corpse and pretending she was still alive. No way! He wanted to actually become her! How sweet is that? I think it’s...
Jan 30th
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Jan 29th
I miss Leslie Knope
jakeschreyer: It’s in Channel Seven’s best interests to bring back Parks and Recreation ASAP. Seriously. I’m ready to round up the homies and march on over and knock ‘em out. omg i agree, i watched this movie with amy poehler in it today, and ugh, i just want her back on my tv so badly. haha Channel 7, I will never forgive you if Parks and Recreation isn’t back soon.
Jan 29th
2 tags
“[on the phone] Hi, my name is Liz Lemon and I received flowers from your shop...”
– Liz Lemon, 30 Rock
Jan 29th
1 tag
hahahahah omg effing hilarious!
Justin: like FB is fucked she is mental and yes should kiss me so i can get rid of her
Sharni: no
Sharni: tell her to fuck off
Justin: no too kissing me idea or just plain no to kissing me ?
Sharni: no to kissing you
Justin: oh so even if i was single
Sharni: do you think that i like you or something?
Sharni: like that i find you attractive?
Justin: idk
Justin: do u
Sharni: no
Sharni: i dont
Justin: ah k well that ur opinion
Justin: ur loss too
Sharni: hahaha see thats it your so up yourself... maybe if you were better looking you could get away with it but your not
Jan 29th
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Jan 29th
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“Look, Jack, I don’t have a lot of personal life experience, but if I have...”
– Liz Lemon, 30 Rock
Jan 29th
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Jan 29th
1 tag
Jan 28th
Oh and...
gdaysweden: If you have ANY questions or comments, just leave them on my facebook and I’ll get back to you there or here… Or you can email me jessicadekker@live.com.au I’m not sure if I like tumblr.. I’m thinking I should’ve used blogspot so people can leave comments and stuff. But it’s ok :) you can install disqus comments, that’s what i’ve done on my tumblr. so like.. it is...
Jan 28th
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“I’m just a girl standing in front of a boy she poisioned so this other guy...”
– Jenna Maroney, 30 Rock
Jan 28th
Valentines day
sharrrrrknee: how i hate valentines day…. sooo much! just read girlfriend…. for feb and anyway they have all this love stuff…. *vomits* i hate it i really do… i have never EVER had a valentines in my life and i dont think that will change anytime soon… ITS SO DEPRESSING!!!!! argggg!!!! that is all xoxo from me sharni you just have to remember one thing: THE MOVIE ‘VALENTINES...
Jan 27th
Jan 27th
1 tag
jasonalex: i dont like your name
alex: I dont like your face
Jan 26th
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1 tag
Jan 26th
1 tag
liz lemon: (hands jenna her phone) you missed a call
jenna maroney: was it my doctor slash trainer?
liz lemon: no. it was dennis... dennis duffy
jenna maroney: calling me? .... why?
liz lemon: well jenna, dennis has been going around calling all the women he's ever had sex with
jenna maroney: did you speak to him?
liz lemon: yes
jenna maroney: did you pretend to be me?
liz lemon: i did
jenna maroney: did you do an impression of me?
liz lemon: of course
jenna maroney: was it british?
liz lemon: it was
jenna maroney: oh my god, liz.. first of all the reason i have some english inflection is because i lost my virginity to the my fair lady soundtrack
Jan 26th
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Jan 26th
Jan 26th
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I dislike:
jakeschreyer: notsarcastics: When you are singing out loud and it’s to a song with more than one person. I can’t decide who’s part I want to sing to first because I’d run out of breath after each verse. It’s even worse when they sing together so you must choose. I’m so sad. or, like when there is multiple tracks of the same persons voice doing different things, and then you can’t just...
Jan 26th
Jan 25th
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Jan 25th
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Jan 25th
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i like the way that jimmy kimmel finishes his show by saying “apologies to matt damon, we ran out of time”
Jan 24th
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jimmy kimmel live! is growing on me.
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Jan 24th
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Jan 24th
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Jan 24th
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Jan 24th
Jan 24th
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Jan 23rd
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“ugh, why don’t i cross off the days like people in the movies!?”
– Liz Lemon, 30 Rock Hahah, omg I always think that too - even though I don’t have a calendar at the moment, but still.
Jan 23rd
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Jan 23rd
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Jan 23rd
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do you love that sometimes
i open firefox to do something, then forget what it is as soon as i go to type the url, so i just sit there for ages pressing random keys pretending i know what i’m trying to get to.
Jan 23rd
“Everyone knows the weight of a lie makes your soul so heavy you can’t rise...”
– Kenneth Parcell, 30 Rock
Jan 23rd
“I just wandered around the building all night, I didn’t run into a single...”
– Bucky Bright, 30 Rock (Season 2)
Jan 23rd
Who's that kickin' it down the street? Causing a...
Jan 22nd
Jack: Alfredo's, 2 PM.
Liz Lemon: I'm not dressed for that.
Jack: You're dressed for Burger King. Should we make it Burger King?
Jan 22nd
“In doing so, NBC became the first large United States network in decades, or...”
– Wikipedia. Does anyone else find it funny that Australia has been doing that for years? I suppose It’s completely different here, but still.
Jan 22nd
Jan 22nd
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"Just you watch"
jakeschreyer: I’m getting really fucking sick of having all these Olympians saying that to me. Do they not realise how stupid they’re going to look if/when they don’t actually win any gold medals? Stupid Foxtel and their stupid ads. I agree. Haha, they all look so up themselves when they say it. especially jono
Jan 21st
“i like nothing more than a horse watching restricted NFL footage”
– Conan O’Brien
Jan 21st
jake: ill go buy paper tomorrow
jasonalex: you… don't have paper?
jasonalex: are you retarded?
Jan 21st
this is why i love jake
jasonalex: omg, did you just say that?
jake: uh, well yes… don’t you think the same?
Jan 21st
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formspring.me
omg, did you just say that? uh, well yes… don’t you think the same? Ask me anything, but remember I never promised to answer.
Jan 21st
1 tag
formspring.me
your cool. and i mean - super cool. if you could be any dinosaur, which one would you pick? sorry, but i had to ask a question. (: Thanks, Hahaha. The answer to your question is Velociraptor. Ask me anything, but remember I never promised to answer.
Jan 21st
Jan 21st