December 2011
Give it to me baby
Uh-huh uh-huh!
Dec 30th
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I wish it were 1999 so we could all be scared about Y2K.
Dec 30th
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Dec 28th
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So I’m probably starting my new job in the morning.
Dec 28th
How do people work out like all the time? I can’t do 10 minutes of any sort of exercise without getting bored of the whole idea and leaving to do something more fun.
Dec 28th
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My style is da bomb de de bomb de dang de dang...
Dec 27th
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So I’ve been having mental dreams lately. Like crazy vivid, long, scary dreams. I had one the other day and everything was trying to kill me and we were in this place and there were different bad guys coming after me, and I had to keep climbing up things and kicking them and stuff so that they’d go away. There was water everywhere, like… a big pool, or several pools, but not...
Dec 27th
omfg the coach in Teen Wolf is hilarious.
Dec 27th
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PS: your vagina’s in the sink.
Dec 27th
Dec 25th
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Dec 25th
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When someone gets so muscly that they just look...
Haha. So all that exercise was a major backfire for ya.
Dec 24th
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I need Barricades & Brickwalls but i can’t find the disc anywhere in the house and the torrent is really slowwww. 
Dec 24th
Dec 24th
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Dec 24th
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Trifle
I fucking love trifle. Whose idea was it to put all these things I love separately and put them together on one bowl? It just works so well. But that’s what we had for dinner and I had such a big serving I think I’m about to die.
Dec 24th
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adastraapparatus asked: DOOO IT. SUCCUMB TO PEER PRESSURE.
Dec 24th
adastraapparatus asked: Please do a Topless tuesday! It would be a great present!
Dec 24th
Dec 23rd
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Dec 22nd
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Dec 22nd
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jaclynamy replied to your post: I just changed channels, and caught the last five… which relaly really sad one is that??????? there have been a few ! it’s getting pretty emotional! The one about Marshall’s dad.
Dec 21st
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I am way too emotional when I'm tired.
But not about real world things, just about tv. I had tears in my eyes when Phil Dunphy walked the tightrope. Apparently that deserved tears.
Dec 21st
Dec 21st
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Dec 21st
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But also, I’m so tired that I feel like I’m about to fall off my chair and sleep for 3 days. But I don’t want to go to bed yet cause maybe I can fix my sleeping pattern if I stay up to a decent bedtime hour. But also I’m soooo bored.
Dec 21st
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Also, I don’t want to be one of those people that’s all like “zomg Kurt Cobain”, but he was actually, like, attractive.
Dec 21st
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Everyone is dumb.  I don’t get to talk to people anymore, everyone was more fun on msn, on Facebook they’re all… boring and untalkative and I want them all to die.
Dec 21st
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I just changed channels, and caught the last five minutes of the really really sad episode of how i met your mother and omg so many tears. I didn’t even see the whole thing, just the last tiny bit, but still.
Dec 21st
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Dec 21st
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“What if I can’t do the father-son stuff? The hunting, the sports, the...”
– Mitchell Pritchett, Modern Family
Dec 20th
Haha, I'm watching Rocky Horror with my dad,...
Hahahahaha.
Dec 20th
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“I like tough girls. Real tough… Men.”
– Max Blum, Happy Endings
Dec 19th
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Anonymous asked: The new girl isn't too bad but Natalie was still better. Most of the songs on their new album are pretty good, apart from one or two, and some of the old songs are there too. I never saw them in concert but it was the first album I bought.
Dec 19th
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Anonymous asked: You like the Rogue Traders ?!
Dec 19th
adastraapparatus asked: I'm sorry I stole your username. I like it ever so much and I've begun using it in daily conversation. I'll give you a sneak peek of what a post about you might look like: there's a very nice looking boy who sometimes posts pictures of himself and if you go to his site and append the url with /tagged/me you too can see the pictures! and he makes funny jokes and has a very nice...
Dec 19th
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ohhaiitsj asked: I know you hate everyone and shit but I think youre sexy. Real sexy. Y U NO LIVE NEAR ME? <3
Dec 19th
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You'd look better in the dark.
Dec 19th
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I went and saw New Years Eve at the cinema this...
I loved it. I mean, I had some issues with it, but I’ve certainly seen much much worse movies than this. I can’t get over how bad the reviews for it are.
Dec 19th
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theslappee replied to your photo Oh, Kinky Jason .. you finally found yourself a man! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. you’re so funny :|
Dec 19th
ticklemejesus: according to astronomy, when you wish upon a star you’re actually a few million years late. that star is dead just like your dreams
Dec 19th
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Dec 19th
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Next door is only a footstep awayyyyyyyyy!
People are moving in across the road, so I’m playing the neighbours theme song really loudly and singing it to everyone in my house.
Dec 18th
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It’s like my life was like “hey, looks like jason is feeling pretty okay about things, lets give him lots of little things that will haunt him and be annoying for ages” Way to go, everything.
Dec 18th
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oh wop woa-ooaahhhhhhh
yeah yeah yeah oooooooooh
Dec 18th
I want one of those cool loop machine thingys, like kimbra uses. I would just… use it every day. In normal conversations and everything.
Dec 18th
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theslappee replied to your post: Something happened, and I’m head over heels kinky jason’s in lurrrve Ha. I wish. I just really like that song.
Dec 18th
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Something happened, and I'm head over heels
Dec 17th
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Reblog if you were born in the 90's and don't have...
lolsofunny:
Dec 17th
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Dec 17th
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