February 2012
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Someone asked me to drive up their bids on ebay.
And I accidentally won.
And the name of the seller is different to the guy that asked me to do it.
And I’m really scared that I just purchased a network somethingarather device that I have no clue about.
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Last night I had this mental dream that I swapped bodies with an old lady.
It was kind of cool because at certain points I could actually see myself.
But the old lady rode a skateboard around town with my jocks hanging out (I watched her from the back window of Jessica’s car), and put poison in the neighbours yard (I don’t even know how she knew where I lived) - the lady from...
Okay, fine, I actually really like One Direction.
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Why do I agree to do anything, ever?
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MY WHOLE MOUTH TASTES LIKE BLOOOD
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adastraapparatus replied to your photo: How on earth does “A E I O You” end up in the E…
I think iTunes ignores articles like “a” and “the” and “an.”
Oh yeah!
Well that’s still dumb.
adastraapparatus:
I think the fundamental flaw of bed and breakfast inns is the timing. When I’m on vacation, I don’t want to get up early. How about breakfast in bed? At the crack of noon?
that’s something I’d be interested in.
When I listen to ‘Taken’ I pretend that the character singing the song turned gay.
He never specifies the gender of who he’s with now.
It could happen.
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I love listenging to Up All Night. Because I’m like “Omg this is my favorite song” and then that song finishes and the next song starts and I’m like ” Omg this is my favorite song”
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I think I could be in a boy band.
Exceptnotreally.
I’m just good at singing and dancing to One Direction.
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Virginia: What's happening?
Jimmy: I don't know! It's gone! Everything I knew is gone!
Burt: Wait a minute! What's different about right now from last night?
Jimmy: I dunno, like, 8 beers.
Burt: That's right! You were drunk! Okay, this makes perfect sense: I saw an episode of Family Guy where their dad could only play piano when he was drunk.
Virginia: Yes! And I saw a sitcom on ABC where a lady couldn't speak italian unless she was drunk.
Burt: Alright! You know what else we're great at? Remembering important things we see on TV that help us navigate the rough waters of our lives.
“I’ll never forget that day. September 11, 2001: the day I threw that damn...”
– Burt Chance, Raising Hope
Turns out they work too good
IT WON’T COOL DOWN ENOUGH FOR ME TO DRINK IT.
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I got one of those contigo autoseal travel mugs...
So I have my aircon up full boar so I can try it out on a hot milo.
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adastraapparatus replied to your post: Does it ever get confusing driving on the wrong side of the road? hehe. But once you learn how to drive you can drive all those sweet cars you guys get in Austrilia like old Nissan GTRs and supercharged Camrys. Think Positively!
In America no one drives cars with manual transmissions. I think it’s a shame but I bet you’d think it’s lovely.
Oh really? That...
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adastraapparatus asked: Does it ever get confusing driving on the wrong side of the road? hehe. But once you learn how to drive you can drive all those sweet cars you guys get in Austrilia like old Nissan GTRs and supercharged Camrys. Think Positively!
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Oh, and I’m smack bang in the middle of a pretty serious breakout.
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I haven't showered in over 24 hours and I'm about...
aaand I have a headache, and I hate my job and i don’t want to go back on monday and I have a million things that I’ve agreed to do this weekend so I’ll have no time to myself until next weekend and I didn’t even agree to do anything fun like go out or get drunk just boring things, oh and I haven’t shaved because that’s part of my shower routine so I’m...
adastraapparatus asked: Sometimes your tumblr is "the greatest hits version" of my tumblr and that's terrific.
adastraapparatus asked: 17. If you could change your name, what would it be? 11. If you could travel anywhere, where to? 10. Favorite feature of the preferred sex.
I wish I could wear fancy clothes like that, but I’d look like such a wang.
Plus oh my god imagine me in Blackwater wearing clothes like that. Sometimes I feel a bit too dressed up when I go to Woolworths in a tshirt and jeans.
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❒ Single ❒ Taken ✔ No one likes me
cristywilliams:
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Do you know what I hate about "9 to 5"?
It’s incorrect because they forgot to factor in lunch.
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adastraapparatus:
If you cover songs and change the genders of the subjects and objects around, then you are an asshole.
True dat.
Actually, I lied: In bed by 9.
I wish my life was like The Hills. I wish I could be like Lauren Conrad, and have friends that I get to do stuff with all the time, and go on dates, and get drunk, and have fun.
I could still have a job, but I’d have a social life too.
Instead I’m going to watch The Hills (and Are you there, Chelsea?) by myself and then be in bed by 9:30