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Britta Perry: I have a question for you… You like Vaughn, right?
Jeff Winger: Oh… he’s very….. cute
Britta Perry: It’s just i think he’s thinking a little more intensely about this thing than I am.. w… he’s says stuff, ya know, after…
Jeff Winger: School?
Britta Perry: .. After.. 
Jeff Winger: Dinner Mints?
Britta Perry: .. After..
Jeff Winger: Not. Having. Sex.?
Britta Perry: *sigh*
Jeff Winger: how… was that?
Britta Perry: Forget that.

Britta Perry: I have a question for you… You like Vaughn, right?

Jeff Winger: Oh… he’s very….. cute

Britta Perry: It’s just i think he’s thinking a little more intensely about this thing than I am.. w… he’s says stuff, ya know, after…

Jeff Winger: School?

Britta Perry: .. After.. 

Jeff Winger: Dinner Mints?

Britta Perry: .. After..

Jeff Winger: Not. Having. Sex.?

Britta Perry: *sigh*

Jeff Winger: how… was that?

Britta Perry: Forget that.

"I’m sure you guys have a natural rapport and timing and, you know, you’re scared that adding a new member might throw everything off it’s natural *OPENING TITLES PLAY* rhythm."

hahahhaha, omg i love community

"What we have so far? Well, we have something incredibly long and very confusing and a little homophobic, and really, really, specifically, surprisingly and gratuitously critical of Israel."

Jeff Winger, Community

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  • Shirley: Jeff, you don't have a bag?
  • Jeff: Oh, I could never deprive the world of the portion of my chest the strap would cover
  • Abed: Makes Sense.

Community Conspiracy Theories and Interior Design is one of my favorite episodes ever. haohar;ohaw;orh

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  • Annie: Jeff! You made up a professor and he just appeared out of thin air, you're not the least bit curious how that happened?
  • Jeff: My latest theory: maybe I'm a god, I've denied the signs for too long.

  • Shirley: They sell virgin mudslides!
  • Brita: Those are milkshakes, Shirley.